Disscubstigdingamvad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome camel.

Disscubstigdingamvad created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Disscubstigdingamvad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Disscubstigdingamvad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Disscubstigdingamvad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Disscubstigdingamvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.