Dagmegstan is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying faun.

Dagmegstan created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Dagmegstan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dagmegstan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dagmegstan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dagmegstan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Dagmegstan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.