Joppinbog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident hippopotamus.

Joppinbog created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Joppinbog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Joppinbog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Joppinbog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Joppinbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.