Henyathat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Henyathat created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henyathat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henyathat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Henyathat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Henyathat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Henyathat on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never bounce in the presence of porpoises.

5. Never sit near frogs.
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