Monsadtoncim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awesome shrew.

Monsadtoncim created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monsadtoncim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monsadtoncim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Monsadtoncim's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Monsadtoncim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Monsadtoncim on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Monsadtoncim.