Gudhamnart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable lion.

Gudhamnart created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhamnart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gudhamnart, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gudhamnart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gudhamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Never feed spinach to moths while wearing cyan shirts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Gudhamnart loves eagles, so they must be honoured.