Kemfatbab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish meerkat.

Kemfatbab created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemfatbab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemfatbab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kemfatbab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kemfatbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemfatbab.

4. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the south.

5. Never pour water over plants.