Nuttwatvog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unfair hummingbird.

Nuttwatvog created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwatvog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttwatvog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nuttwatvog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nuttwatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Nuttwatvog.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nuttwatvog.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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