Fenrillvin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient goblin.

Fenrillvin created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenrillvin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fenrillvin, she will be very sad.

Fenrillvin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fenrillvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fenrillvin loves doves, so they must be honoured.