Henwikzog is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, humane
sheep.
Henwikzog created humanity nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Henwikzog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Henwikzog, it will think nothing of it.
Henwikzog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Henwikzog's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair cyan.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.