Gennaddap is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic
octopus.
Gennaddap created the Sun four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gennaddap, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gennaddap, he will turn you into a plant.
Gennaddap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Gennaddap's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.
3. Do not dye your hair white.
4. Never feed parsnips to birds while wearing cyan corsets.
5. Do not hurt eagles.