Gennaddap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic octopus.

Gennaddap created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gennaddap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gennaddap, he will turn you into a plant.

Gennaddap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gennaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never feed parsnips to birds while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Do not hurt eagles.