Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unfair centaur.

Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Worship no other gods but Dumbutbonmigdidhakrut.

4. Always treat shrews with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry doves.