Sanyatlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful wasp.

Sanyatlib created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanyatlib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sanyatlib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sanyatlib's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sanyatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three goats approach from the east.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not hurt grasshopers.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.