Cettagbussasripbell is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, contented
giraffe.
Cettagbussasripbell created bats eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cettagbussasripbell, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Cettagbussasripbell, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Cettagbussasripbell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Cettagbussasripbell's Holy Commandments1. Never mention doves.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never think ill of sick ants.
4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Cettagbussasripbell on top of important buildings.
5. Do not stand on grass.