Konrillbem is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful
butterfly.
Konrillbem created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konrillbem, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Konrillbem, he will make you grow a tail.
Konrillbem's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Konrillbem's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
5. Do not wear blue clothing.