Konrillbem is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful butterfly.

Konrillbem created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konrillbem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Konrillbem, he will make you grow a tail.

Konrillbem's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Konrillbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.