Listgesstabkopgudkom is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, grumpy
weasel.
Listgesstabkopgudkom created viruses five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Listgesstabkopgudkom, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Listgesstabkopgudkom, he will turn you into a rat.
Listgesstabkopgudkom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Listgesstabkopgudkom's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Listgesstabkopgudkom on top of all buildings.
3. Never think ill of sick otters.
4. Never laugh near hamsters.
5. Never talk about amino acids.