Listgesstabkopgudkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, grumpy weasel.

Listgesstabkopgudkom created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgesstabkopgudkom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Listgesstabkopgudkom, he will turn you into a rat.

Listgesstabkopgudkom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Listgesstabkopgudkom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Listgesstabkopgudkom on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Never laugh near hamsters.

5. Never talk about amino acids.