Dutpomnad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous armadillo.

Dutpomnad created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutpomnad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dutpomnad, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dutpomnad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dutpomnad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Never bounce near mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Dutpomnad loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never hurt pigs.