Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent hamster.

Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Busrawvildibmiphasbuslid.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.