Timxinlog Fedflandud is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish duck.

Timxinlog Fedflandud created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timxinlog Fedflandud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Timxinlog Fedflandud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Timxinlog Fedflandud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Timxinlog Fedflandud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never hurt voles.