Appinnill is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast wasp.

Appinnill created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Appinnill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appinnill, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Appinnill's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Appinnill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Appinnill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.