Cabgatcab Viddambatdapbagbassgepgam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered lion.

Cabgatcab Viddambatdapbagbassgepgam created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Cabgatcab Viddambatdapbagbassgepgam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabgatcab Viddambatdapbagbassgepgam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabgatcab Viddambatdapbagbassgepgam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cabgatcab Viddambatdapbagbassgepgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.