Rotsidton is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental sheep.

Rotsidton created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotsidton, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotsidton, he will not invite you to parties.

Rotsidton's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rotsidton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.