Butgadpitpak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane fish.

Butgadpitpak created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butgadpitpak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butgadpitpak, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butgadpitpak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Butgadpitpak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Butgadpitpak on top of all buildings.

4. Retreat if three moths approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.