Safhotomin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy wyvern.

Safhotomin created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Safhotomin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Safhotomin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Safhotomin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Safhotomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Safhotomin.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never feed bread to swans while wearing orange dresses.