Begcadsom is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, narcissistic pigeon.

Begcadsom created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Begcadsom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Begcadsom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Begcadsom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Begcadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help sick foxes.