Capfubkam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured jellyfish.

Capfubkam created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capfubkam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Capfubkam, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Capfubkam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Capfubkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Run away if six great tits approach from the north.