Paknanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, kind centaur.

Paknanrut created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Paknanrut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Paknanrut, it will destroy your home solar system.

Paknanrut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Paknanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must pray to Paknanrut eight times a day.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.