Vegortflab Stafbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome wyvern.

Vegortflab Stafbog created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegortflab Stafbog, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vegortflab Stafbog, he will turn you into a rock.

Vegortflab Stafbog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vegortflab Stafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Vegortflab Stafbog first in all things.