Vigfaslarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, temperamental butterfly.

Vigfaslarg created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigfaslarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vigfaslarg, he will curse you with boils.

Vigfaslarg's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Vigfaslarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Vigfaslarg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away from magenta doves, for they are unholy.

5. Hide from pink ducks for they are unholy.