Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless zebra.

Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Bammadhuddinhaknutnelwab loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Never run in the presence of voles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help turtles in need.