Zakpinbud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong eagle.

Zakpinbud created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakpinbud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zakpinbud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Zakpinbud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Zakpinbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never bounce in holy places.