Wik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable wasp.

Wik created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wik, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Wik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Wik.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide if six whales approach from the west.