Jadhampark is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless bee.

Jadhampark created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadhampark, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jadhampark, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jadhampark's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jadhampark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never mention eagles.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Always wear mauve.