Nuttbeghak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty hedgehog.

Nuttbeghak created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbeghak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttbeghak, she will strike you with lightening.

Nuttbeghak's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nuttbeghak's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.