Jatlibsug is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ruthless naga.

Jatlibsug created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatlibsug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatlibsug, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jatlibsug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jatlibsug's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not run in public.