Afvenpomfabbogfidkandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless jellyfish.

Afvenpomfabbogfidkandiss created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afvenpomfabbogfidkandiss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Afvenpomfabbogfidkandiss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Afvenpomfabbogfidkandiss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Afvenpomfabbogfidkandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.