Flatbotdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless bee.

Flatbotdiss created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatbotdiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flatbotdiss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Flatbotdiss' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flatbotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

3. Do not hurt moths.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat oranges.