Wanbittig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented hedgehog.

Wanbittig created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Wanbittig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wanbittig, he will make you grow a tail.

Wanbittig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wanbittig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not jump in public.