Ruttnarttalzan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak finch.

Ruttnarttalzan created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnarttalzan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ruttnarttalzan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ruttnarttalzan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ruttnarttalzan's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttnarttalzan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.