Cisswabab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing bear.

Cisswabab created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisswabab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cisswabab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cisswabab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cisswabab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not wear red clothing.