Hivboghim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless pig.

Hivboghim created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Hivboghim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivboghim, he will turn you into a rock.

Hivboghim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hivboghim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat bats with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your chest red.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not run in public.