Rigmondun Dubfabhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish duck.

Rigmondun Dubfabhiv created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmondun Dubfabhiv, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigmondun Dubfabhiv, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rigmondun Dubfabhiv's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rigmondun Dubfabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rigmondun Dubfabhiv.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.