Gudgofboss is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful lobster.

Gudgofboss created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudgofboss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudgofboss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gudgofboss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gudgofboss' Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never sing near pigs.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.