Nigdosswot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying bat.

Nigdosswot created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nigdosswot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nigdosswot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nigdosswot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nigdosswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.