Sterhimhab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong swallow.

Sterhimhab created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhimhab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sterhimhab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sterhimhab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sterhimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.