Sterhimhab is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong
swallow.
Sterhimhab created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sterhimhab, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Sterhimhab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Sterhimhab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Sterhimhab's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never run in holy places.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.
5. Never eat green fruit.