Koptadbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish aardvark.

Koptadbiss created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koptadbiss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Koptadbiss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Koptadbiss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Koptadbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Koptadbiss.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Hide if three snails approach from the east.