Lanhunril is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, confident penguin.

Lanhunril created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanhunril, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lanhunril, she will think nothing of it.

Lanhunril's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lanhunril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must pray to Lanhunril four times a day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Worship no other gods but Lanhunril.