Fittigvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, strong jaguar.

Fittigvil created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fittigvil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fittigvil, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fittigvil's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fittigvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fittigvil.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not cook food in pots.