Fithabhom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage crane.

Fithabhom created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fithabhom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fithabhom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fithabhom's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fithabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Run away if six snails approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.