Suggilcun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, slow centipede.

Suggilcun created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Suggilcun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Suggilcun, it will not invite you to parties.

Suggilcun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Suggilcun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.